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Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha thaBanta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho?yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views
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