A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at
the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 787 views

Damn I am really so cute

When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Happy April Fool!

by lescol (few years ago!)

SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS

SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS RUNNING IN THE STREET HE ASKS ONE MAN THAT WHATS GOING ON

MAN:RACE IS GOING ON BETWEEN THESE BOYS

SARDAR:WHAT THEY WILL GET FROM THIS RACE

MAN:THE WINNER WILL GET THE PRICE

SARDAR:THEN WHY OTHER BOYS ARE RUNNING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor or patients

patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ghar Pe Guest Aa Rahe Hai

Santa Ki Patni Apne Ghar Par Do Extra Bister Laga Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ye Dekh Ke Pappu Se Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Pappu, Aaj Teri Maa Do Bistar Kyun Laga Rahi Hai?”

Beta: “Papa, Ghar Pe Do Guest Aane Wale Hai”

Santa: “Kaun Aa Raha Hai?”

Beta: “Mummy Ka Bhai Aur Mera Maama”

Santa: “Achha, Phir Ek Aur Laga Lo, Mera Saala Bhi To Aa Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Int Ka Jawab Pathar

Ek Ladka Chinki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Apna Figure To Dekh Sirf Haddiya Hi Haddiya Hai”

Chinki Muskurate Hue: “Tabhi Main Sochhu Yeh Kutta Yahaan Kya Kar Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)