Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha

Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha. Aakhir Shohar bola:

Begum ye masla humein Larai se nahi Aqal se hal karna chahye!
Biwi:

Haan haan.!!
Ta'kay tum Jeet jao?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 561 views
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