Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 692 views

doctor's prescription

Why are doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?


Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for the Chemist:

"Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Teri baari" ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
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Admi:”Lage raho,

Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga”. :D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..

“Bakra mar gya razai me!

Khan pagal he teri judai me…

Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan

I am not terorrist,My name is khan.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sadar ka ghar me phone

Sardar phone pe:ghar nai aa sakta ,car k steering,gear,sab chori ho gaya hai.

5 min bad pher call ki:aa raha hun galti se pechli seat pe baith gaya tha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)