Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 526 views

Naqalon Say Hoshyar Asl

Naqalon Say Hoshyar Asli Sms Ki Pehchan.
Hamara Har Sms Anokha Naya Aur
Aap K Mayar K Mutabiq Hota Ha.
Puranay Ghisay Pitay Aur Bazari Sms Say Parhaiz Kijiye.
Tabiyat Ziyada Bor Ho Tou Hamaray
Number Pay 50 Ka Load Send Kar K 1000 Asli Sms,
Aur
100 Ka Load Karwa K 1 Month Tak Free Sms Receive Karain.
Khushi,
Ghum,
Bewafai,
Funny,
Har Variety K Liye Advance Booking Ki Saholat Mojood Ha.
Naiz, Shadi Biyah Birthday K Liye Sms Order Par Bhi
Tayyar Kiye Jate Hain.

Note: Ghareeb Aur Miskeen Log
Sirf Jumerat Ka Intezar Karen :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se)

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.

Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon

Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,

To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?

Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,

Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)