Priza Bond

1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha
"Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie"
.
Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
.
Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: "Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 755 views
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