Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 777 views

Explain The word AUTOMATICALLY

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?

To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English Joke - Boy or Girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)

Masjid Ke Liye Chanda

Masjid K Liye Chande Ki Appeel
Ho Rahi Thi,

1 Admi Ne Khare Ho K Kaha:
Mai Bulb Lagwa Dun Ga

Dosra:
Mai Pankha Lagwa Dun Ga

Pathan Josh Me:
Hum Cable Lagwa De Ga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)