Ek Pathan Poori Zindagi,

Ek Pathan Poori Zindagi,

Sochta Raha,

Sochta Raha,

Sochta Raha,

Aur

Sochte-Sochte Mar Gaya,

Ke Agar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To Mere 2 Kyun Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 721 views
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