Traffic police chalan book
Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ... ...
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police: (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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