2 MOLVI
aik molvi “yaar meri bhens sokhi hoi ghass nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. dosra molvi “bhens ko hara chashma pehnao,who sokhi ghass ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 980 views
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Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bache ne apne pita se ek shadi smaroh mein pucha, papa shadi mein dulha dulhan ka hath kyun pakdta hai?
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Ek Bach Roz Maths K Sir
ko phone krta hai.
Sir ki wife:
Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar
Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar phone Q karte
Ho?
Bacha:Sun K Acha Lagta Hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not
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Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai? Tera kya kehna hy?
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon
"Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do u know what is difference Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte hain and radio mai nahin :P
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
DEVDAS Of 2014
Maaa Nay Kahaa Facebook Choor Doh
Abbba Nay Kahaa Night Package Chor Doh
Doxxton Ne Kahaa Mobile Sy Blnc Churanah Chor Doh
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Doh.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach
rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)