Sachin ki century nahi hone denge
Sachin ki century nahi hone denge
Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.
Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?
Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 614 views
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