English Kaisi Sikhe?

Santa Ne English Sikhne Ki Class Join Kar Rahi Thhi, Ek Din Apne Ek Dost Ko Bola.

Santa: “Tu Mujse Kuch Bhi

Puch Le Mein Uska Angreji Mein Jawab Dunga”

Dost: “Achhha, Chal Agarbati Ki English Bata?”

Santa: “Le Yeh Bhi Koi Mushkil Sawal Hai, Isska Jawab Hai – If 32“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
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