Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Yara Pehly 30 Saal Tk Humara Koi Olad
Ni Hua.,
Dost:
To Phir Tum Ny Kya Kiya.?
Pathan Phir Yara Hum Ny
Shadi Kiya To Aulad Hua.,
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