do you want dineer
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 591 views
Similar Jokes
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?
Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI
ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Banta Singh: Arrey, Mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga Mumbai ja k girega !
John : Mein marunga to America me girega !
Santa : Bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro….Meko
paas k gaon jana hai .. !!! Santa Rocks
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Larki Dukan Daar:
Koi Aisa card hay jis me likha ho k me tum se aur
sir tum se pyar karti hoon
Dukandar: haan hai
Girl: Tu Phir aisa karo
Kay
2 darjan pack kar do
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: In Computer Exam
Examiner “What is Microsoft Excel?”
Sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to Clean the Computer.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhudva Sakte Ho?”
Doctor Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Haan Haan Bhai, Kyu Nahi”
Santa: “To Jaldi Se Chale Na, Police Ne Meri 20 Bottle Pakdi Hai Please Chhudva Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ki biwi ne pathan ko SMS kya: Ghar kab aa rahy ho?
Message kar k batao.
Pathan ne SMS kya: Main nahi bata sakta.
Balance kam hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
... ... ... ... ...
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police: (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)