Police: Car Gas Par Hai

Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Pathan: No

Police: Petrol Par
Pathan: No

Police: Diesel Par
Pathan: No

Police: Phir Kis Par Hai ?
Pathan: Installment Par Hai G.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 705 views
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