Grahak: Kmal he 1 gante phle
Grahak: Kmal he 1 gante phle tum is Bakri k 1000 Rupay Mang Rhe the.
Ab Kya Hua 1100Rs kyo mang rhe ho?
Santa:Ye Mera 100Rs Chaba gayi He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 730 views
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