Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai
Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota. Sunder Banna Hai To Khoob Rootho,
Because.
Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1091 views
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