Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views

Aliens Attack

resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathano Ka Area Hay

Husband 2 Wife:
Parda Karlo Aagey Sindhiyon Ka Area Hai Thori Dair K Baad

Wife 2 Husband: Ab Tum Parda Karlo Aagey Pathano Ka Area Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Student to Watchman

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)