Doctor sahib mere pait
Patient: Doctor sahib mere pait
me bht gas ho gye hai
Doctor: Ahista bolo
Government ne sun liya to char
din ke liye bund ker denge. ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 870 views
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Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
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Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
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