Hostel student 2 his frnd:
"yaar dhoka ho gya".

Friend-"kya ho gya?".

studnt-"bhai kitab k paise mangvaaye the,

gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rupia dede

Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?

Sardar:So Simple Madam
Minimum & Maximum

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bhikhari In Bombay

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car Ki Battery

Sardar Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya …
Mechanic:
Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon ?
Sardar:
Nahin Yaar,
Dono Side Ki Daal De,
Warna Phir Problem Hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)