Hostel student 2 his frnd

Hostel student 2 his frnd:
"yaar dhoka ho gya".

Friend-"kya ho gya?".

studnt-"bhai kitab k paise mangvaaye the,

gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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