GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1015 views

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees
Molvi. Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya
Molvi. Ama miya baki paise to le jao

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jutti chuki gai

Sardar servis shopes ki
dukan py:
Bari guratean dandy oo,,
jutti ne tay 2 din vi nahi
kadday…

Dukandar:
Huwa kia hai??

Sardar:
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Hona ki c
Chuki gai ay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Patni Apne Pati Ki

Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.

Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”

Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki Se Pyaar Ka Izhaar Kaise Karvaye?

Ladka Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se: “I Love You”

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Sorry, Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon”

Ladka Udas Ho Gaya Phir
Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola

Ladka: “Teri Mummy Ko

Bataunga – Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga”

Ladki: “Ruk Ja Kamine I Love You 2“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.

Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)