GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1000 views

Wife: m not feeling well

Wife: m not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking
to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone

Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone
karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,
bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee
main bhikari ban gaya hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai

Child: Mom Isbar Hum Patakhe Is Shopse Lenge

Mom: Lekin Beta Ye To Girls Hostel Hai

Child: Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

So what's to worry about?

A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chhota Bartan

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)