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Boyfrnd rushes home: pack ur bag honey,I have won Rs10 crores in a lottery..

GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland?

BF:Who Cares? U just pack ur bag & GET LOST..:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 789 views
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