1 Admi

1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya
Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV:Muje
Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 775 views
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