Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.

Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.

Banta:- bakri anda kaise de sakti hai.

Santa:- abe gadhe, maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai. :)

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