Sardar Or Pathan

Sardar Or Pathan

FARAZ K Ghar Gayee

Or Kaha

Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain

FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii

To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha

Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne

Apki Shayari

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