BOSS said to an employee

BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it."

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to attend your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.." :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 741 views
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