Larki ka baap larke se
Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k
pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap
k bare ma yahi puch raha tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 551 views
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