LAdki sab ladko se hans
Theacher- "LAdki sab ladko se hans ke baate karti hai. Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?"
Student-"Sir, ladki bahut chaalu hai"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 644 views
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