Marne de mujhe

Docter:tm bus 2 din ki mehman hu.
Girl:koi bachny ka rasta?
Dr:jo ye parh raha hai us ko kiss karo.
Girl:aaakh thooo mar jane do mujhe

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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