Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,

Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views

A man and his dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..

Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zook-e-Muhabat

Ab TeRe sMs Me Wo Zook-e-Muhabat Nahi Rahi
Dost
LaGta He Tere Sath Bhi Koi Bachi Set HoGai,
(',')/ Bachi K
/).) Chakkar Me
Bhai Ko Bhol Gya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ek aadmi ne

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Beizzati” Aur “Bivi”

Beizzati”

Aur

“Bivi”

Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…

Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)