Bachhe Mun k sachhe..
Boy to his mom:”Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
.
Mom:”Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
.
.
Bacha:”gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:p :O

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 545 views

E mail se shadi...

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email
se shaadi karte hain.
Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar
mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tezi se garri chalate ho

Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey ho
To mujhe bohat darr lagta hai.
Driver: Major Sahab aap b meri tarha ankhen Band
kar liya kro.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

what is the difference

what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pahan apni maan say

Pathan Apni Maa se: Kya aapne mujhe paida hony se pehle dekha tha?



Maa: Nahi to...


Pathan: To phir Paida hony k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kese?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)