Bv Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai
Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai
Friend: Acha Wo Kese?
Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 523 views
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