Tapane Ki Had
Tapane Ki Had.
Bacha Dukaan Daar Se:
Uncle Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Dukaan Daar: Ji Haan Hy!!
Bacha:Haath Dho Ker
1 Rupe Wali Kulfi Dena..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 669 views
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