Hum Tabhi Roti Khayenge

Aaj agar aapke sms aayenge to hi hum roti khayenge, warna 6 Parathe, Paneer ki sabji, Kashmiri Pulav, Ice Cream khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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Phir

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