Master To Student :
A B C D Se Sharu Honewale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

... A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

1 sardar airhostess se,

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek aurat ki parosan mar gyee

Ek aurat ki parosan mar gyee to us ney wahan jaa ker khoob bein daley or khoob roi.

Wapis ghar aai to sab bachey ro rahey they. “Chup ho jao kambakhto!”, aurat ney daant ker kaha.

“Khud to doosron key ghar jaa ker ro leti hein or hamein apney ghar mein bhee nahi roney daiteen”, bachon ney jawab diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl to doctor

Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
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Doctor: KUNDISee more

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)