Maine Tumhara No
Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya But Tumhara Mobile "SWITCH OFF" Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri "HELLO TUNES" Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 646 views
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A Big Difference
Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is
the day I've been dreaming about for a long time.
TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in
class.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
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Convent school k bache zoo me-00h! wow monkey is
sleeping don't disturb
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Govt. Scool k bache- OYE HOYE DEKH TERA BAAP
SO RAHA HAI, PATHAR MAAR SAALE KO....
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Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,
Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”
Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.
Teacher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon hai ?
SANTA-Humko kya pata mai To school me naya hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga”
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