Lady to Doctor

Lady to Doctor:

Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.

Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.

Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 797 views
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