Aaj To Santa Pakda Gaya
Santa Ek Bar Apni Gf Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Gf Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha
Gf: “Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Nahi, Main To
Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun”
Gf: “Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips
Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad:
I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill
Gates'daughter.
Son: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank...
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President: No.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is calld BUSINESS...
:-D :O :-P:-D
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Kanjoos Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend
Ke Sath Bahar Ghum Ke Ghar Vapis
Aaya To Kanjoos Baap Ne Poocha :-
Kanjoos Baap :kitne Paise Kharche ?
Beta : 50
Kanjoos Baap : (in Anger) 50 Rs Beta : Papa Kya Karta Uske Pass 50
Hi The
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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"Kya Bolti Tu!":-:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore
Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka
Program Banaya Aur Ek Baar Mein Pahunch Gaye.
Baarah Botal Pine Ke Baad Waiter Ne Hairan Hote
Hue Naarad Se Puchha,
Waiter: “Aapko Chadti Nahi kya?”
Narad Ji Muskurate Hue Bole: “Main Bhagwan Hoon
Na Isliye”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Summer vacation is tough.
We only have three months to forget what it took
us nine months of school to learn.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan hospital k bahar zor zor se ro raha tha,
Kisi ny poocha k q ro rahy ho?
Pathan :
20 saal k baad beta paida hua wo bhi
chota sa...:-)
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)