Santa Ek Bar Apni Gf Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Gf Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha

Gf: “Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Nahi, Main To
Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun”

Gf: “Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips

Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 789 views

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai

Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte

master : very good ek example batao

student : aapki beti.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say…. :D :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wo SMS pe SMS Kr rha Tha

Girl-Wo SMS pe SMS Kr rha Tha

Maine Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar KisLiye

Boy-Ye Pyar Nhi Pagli
Kal msg Pack ki Expiry He Isliye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)