Aaj To Santa Pakda Gaya

Santa Ek Bar Apni Gf Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Gf Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha

Gf: “Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Nahi, Main To
Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun”

Gf: “Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips

Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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