Santa: pappa agar main exam

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?

Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?

Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
Santa: woh kyu?

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views
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