'1 larki park me bench pr leti thi.
1 faqir aya or hans k bola:
Helo darling. ....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 788 views

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Saas Vs Bahu

Naukrani: Memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Memsahab: Chalo Jake Dekhte Hai.

Dono ek ke saath balcony pe aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani: Memsaheb, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Memsaheb: Nahi usko peetne keliye teen hi kafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Santa: sir pyar oh hai jehda tusi apni beti naal karde ho.

Teacher: te ishq?

Santa: jehda me tuhadi beti naal karda haan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile
Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun
Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam
Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi
Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)