Art gallery

Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an
art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto:
`R u mad? Of course not.
He painted it from his sharp memory!`

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 561 views
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