FaQeer:Ek rupay de do
FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.
Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!
FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1504 views
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