Constable-Sir
Constable-Sir,
Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.
Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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