Nokri chahye to sarkari

Sarkari Bas Me Bethna Nahi
Sarkari School Me Padhna nahi
Sarkari Dawa Khane Me Davai Karvani Nahi
Aur
.
.
Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari.
Wah PAKISTANI Wah.

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