Dil K operation K bad
Mareez: Dil K operation K bad mujy ZARDARI acha lagnay laga hai!
Kya mai pagal ho gaya hum?
DR: nahi tumhain jo dil lagaya hai wo ” KUTTAY” ka hai,,,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 788 views
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