wife shouted or kya

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or __
WIFE: or KYA? Batao na or kya?
Wife shouted tell me or kya?
Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 844 views
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