Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.
Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 753 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A young Boy asked a rich old Man:
How He made his Money?
The old Man said:
Son! It was 1932,
The depth of the great Depression
I was down to my last Nickel..
I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.
The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.
I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.
I Continued this for a Month,
By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,
Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!
Moral:
Hard Work is just Shit..Wow
Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.
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Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Oopar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai.
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smart,
sexy,
witty
&
very good looking.
.
.
.
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EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO
TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,
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