Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?

Jawab mila.

Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1148 views

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lo madam Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata

Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz Baad Mein Kyun Aati Hai?”

Santa: “Kyonki Hamari Aankhein Aage Hai Aur Kaan Piche Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baba banun ga

Techer:bacho tm bare ho kar kia bano ge
Pathan utha aur bola baba banun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,

What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mast joke

Mast joke
Papu santa banta bike pe ja rhe the
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Wo log signal tod dete traffic police wala unhe
rokta h bt wo log nahi rukte
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Age jake traffic police wala unhe pakd leta h or
khta be tere ko rokne k Lye bola tha na
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Papu khta h abe dhakan tere ko dikhai nahi deta
kya phle se 3 baithe h tujhe kahan baithayenge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)