Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:

Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara: Logo ne pocha kyou?
Phatan: Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 662 views
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