Ustad to akhirr ustad hota
10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The
Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga
Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon Taaliyan
Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1180 views
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ki tarah hote hain
End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,
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Ja behna aaj tujhe bhi bhula diya.
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